is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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