I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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