your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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