Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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