if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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