She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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