the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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