gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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