Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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