...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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