Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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