Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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