you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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