It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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