She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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