Non-Jews are for practice
My hand turned me down
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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