So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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