So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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