i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need to sanitize my soul.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
True strength comes from lack of pants
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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