windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
