Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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