why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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