Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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