my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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