If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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