part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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