He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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