Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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