Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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