Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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