She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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