No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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