addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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