She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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