Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
