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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap