just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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