Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i came on her dog
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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