If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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