just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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