apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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