Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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