i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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