i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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