i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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