so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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