So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
try to milk me bitch
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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