if you like me you must not know who I am
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize