No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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