I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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