Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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