u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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