How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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