Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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