One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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