We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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