I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
